Mwahahaha! I don't think your parents like me, and I think that Jello gave me a fake phone number. B.O.B. B.O.B. So are the beatniks. B.O.B.

Careful! Fresno!...Fresno...in what universe is Fresno better than Paris, Derek? Who wants to go for a swim with the Link? B.O.B. [kicks roof of gas station, sending B.O.B. The Missing Link: Hey, I'm not depressed. When aliens attack, these guys got your back. He has a big sense of guilt when he makes a mess. Wait! Do I die?’ I didn’t know what was going to happen and they’re like ‘oh, right. He can climb high walls and objects and digest garbage. Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: No, B.O.B., that's not rude. That was the best party I've even been to since I left prison. Extract the Quantonium with extreme prejudice. [, We will think that the new Susan is the cat's "me-wow"! Ginormica: Guys, what choice do I have?If he can make me normal, or even 6 foot 8, I can get out of here, go back to the life I'm supposed to have.

: That's not true! : And I'll go back to my lab and finally finish my experiments. Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: [Building an atom bomb out of Legos] Oh, Susan. The world needs you again. I didn’t want to be somebody’s girlfriend. She is captured and imprisoned by the government until she and a squad of other imprisoned monsters are called upon to fend off an invading alien attack. Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Now, you're going to feel a slight pinch in the brain. The Missing Link: Yeah.

The Missing Link: Ahh I can't wait for spring break back at Cocoa Beach just... freakin' everybody out. Gallaxhar clone: Clearly, you are defective beyond repair. How many times do you have to tell me this? "I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - … B.O.B. Susan Murphy: Yes. Just a smidge. General W.R. Monger: Monsters, I'm so proud of you, I could cry, if I hadn't lost my tear ducts in the war. B.O.B. We’re all around, Judge. : Cake and balloons for lunch? He can climb high walls and objects and digest garbage. And judges do not pick us to serve on Grand Juries” ― Oscar Zeta Acosta, The Revolt of … Susan Murphy: I can't believe it! B.O.B. Unfortunately, when he stepped into the device, he became half human, half cockroach and was sent to a secret monster prison along with Insectosaurus, B.O.B., The Missing Link, and Ginormica. Susan Murphy: Dr. Cockroach, I would really appreciate it if you didn't do your mad scientist laugh while I'm hooked up to this machine. No wonder you're depressed. Doctor, I'd prefer that you didn't do your mad scientist laugh while I'm hooked up to this machine. That is scary! Okay, someone set the terror level to Code Brown, because I need to change my pants!

[, Anyone care for an atomic gin fizz? Well, I'd like to see you try. Human (formerly)1/2 Human, 1/2 cockroach (Unknown species of cockroach) (currently), IntelligenceWall ClimbingHigh Resistance to Physical Damage, Mad Scientist, Area Fifty-Something Monster Agent, Hugh Laurie (film/ Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space)James Horan (game, Night of the Living Carrots)Chris O'Dowd (TV series)Robin Atkin Downes (The Two Faces of Dr. Cockroach), Monsters vs Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins from Outer SpaceNight of the Living Carrots. It's a sign of great respect. [Susan sits up, her hair standing on end]. Now who's with me? This is all about "peaceful communication". Why did they capture a giant pair of legs? His human appearance was based off actor Vincent Price, who also starred in The Fly as Francois Delambre, brother of the ill-fated protagonist and who was know for being cast in the role of a mad scientist. Susan Murphy: Well, we can't celebrate without him. We need a Hail Mary pass! Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: My, what a shindig. Uh, Spaceballs! As we speak, Escargantua is slowly making it's way to Paris.