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And, if it is man’s destiny to be dominated, it is God’s will that he be dominated with compassion and understanding. Eight years after that — holy lord, the premise of this movie is complicated — Armando and the grown baby chimp Caesar (Roddy McDowell) take their travelling circus to the capital city of the totalitarian military state of the future. Lucky for you, you can watch the entire season right now right here and on the IFC app, including this free episode courtesy of Subaru. Your proverbial seat is always damp from proverbial rain. II. {* currentPassword *}, {* #signInForm *}
| Tell us in the comments below or on Facebook and Twitter. Instead they just had McDowell redub his lines and inserted them over extreme close-ups or wide shots so audiences couldn’t tell that Caesar’s lips didn’t match his words. {* signInEmailAddress *} In a futuristic world that has embraced ape slavery, Caesar, the son of the late simians Cornelius and Zira, surfaces after almost twenty years of hiding out from the authorities, and prepares for a slave revolt against humanity. A sketch for anyone who has cancelled more appointments than they’ve kept. Caesar is horrified to discover that his ape brethren are treated like slaves, and after he lets fly some angry words (“Lousy human bastards!”), Armando is arrested.
{* currentPassword *}, Match Cuts: “Conquest of the Planet of the Apes”, Discuss your favorite shows with other fans. (We’ll be looking back through tear-blurred eyes, but you do you.). You must verify your account in order to post comments. In the Original Cut, Lisa looks on sadly but doesn’t vocally object as Caesar orders Breck to his death. User Reviews Even the PG version is doubtlessly one of the most borderline PG movies next to "Poltergeist".
One runs 86 minutes with less blood and more thematic backpedalling; the other runs 87 minutes with ape headshots, bloody human carcasses, and an antihero who finishes what he starts. The day of the writing in the sky, when your cities lie buried under radioactive rubble! You will no longer have access to your profile. Tonight, we have seen the birth of the Planet of the Apes!”. Conquest of the Planet of the Apes is a 1972 science fiction film directed by J. Lee Thompson and written by Paul Dehn. IF YOU ONLY WATCH ONE VERSION OF “CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES,” WATCH: Thank you for verifiying your email address.
Don’t worry, the breakdown lane is nearby if you need it. We have passed through the Night of the Fires. {* signInEmailAddress *} With its release on Blu-ray the long-rumoured Unrated version found its way to the fans and indeed, this version features several more violent scenes that have been cut prior to the theatrical release of Conquest of the Planet of the Apes. All of this was still a fairly touchy subject back in 1972, as was the content of its original ending, in which the apes strike back at their human oppressors in violent and bloody fashion.
-Theatrical Cut (1972): 86 minutes Please enter your email address and you'll receive a verification link to proceed. | There’s nothing happy about these movies. The end is near.
Hiding out amongst the ordinary gorillas and chimps at “Ape Management” where slaves are trained (i.e. tortured and conditioned), he forments plans to strike back the cruel men who took his adopted father away from him. And we, who are not human, can afford to be humane. This week, in honor of the new “Planet of the Apes” movie “Rise of the Planet of the Apes,” we’re looking at fourth film in the original series, J. Lee Thompson’s “Conquest of the Planet of the Apes.” EDITIONS:-Theatrical Cut (1972): 86 minutes-Unrated Cut (2008): 87 minutes.
It’s only the end of the world if your doomsday kit doesn’t include rosé. It is the fourth of five films in the original Planet of the Apes series produced by Arthur P. Jacobs. Catch up on Portlandia’s final episodes on demand and at IFC.com, The New Portlandia Webseries Is Going Your Way. — horror, but out of fear that their film was too bleak and too bloody to be commercial, 20th Century Fox recut “Conquest” to secure a PG rating and improve its chances at the box office. Hits from the '80s are on repeat all Christmas Eve and Day on IFC. An email has been sent with instructions for resetting your password. THE STORY (SPOILERS AHEAD): Who cares, it’s just twinning enough to make you feel special. Both versions of “Conquest” conclude with the apes successfully overrunning Ape Management, and grabbing Breck and his goons. It’s not that being single sucks, it’s that you suck if you’re single. In the Theatrical Cut, Lisa pleads “No” at the decisive moment, making her the first normal ape to speak on the Planet of the Apes.